Driving to town this morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65mph with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was drifting over into my lane, still working on her makeup!
It scared me so badly, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my hand. In all of the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone got knocked away from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs, which splashed and burned my thigh, put out my cigarette, ruined my phone and disconnected an important call!!
Darn women drivers!
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